When we think of our beloved mum, we like to imagine that she`s never had a dick past her lips besides that of our dearly departed father. But, sadly, that is far from the case. Your mother is a depraved creature. She likes to trawl back alleys and the Internet in search of "BBC." What is that? BIG BLACK COCK. Disturbing, yes. There`s Something Wrong With Mommy. Plan her burial now. Our condolences.