HAIRY BEAVERS

Remember the good ol` days? When a woman was a woman, and the sight of a triangular thatch of hair perched between child-bearing hips made your adolescent nuts tingle? Those days are gone for good. But luckily, some porn girls haven`t forgotten the old ways. F*ck all these Paris Hilton model-types with skinny bodies and shaved p*ssies. This is one small, horny corner of America where you can still be proud to say, "I Support Bush!"